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Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares.

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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!