Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares.

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What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)