Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares.

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears.