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Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.