Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

Let's hang.

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada