Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

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What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one