Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks