Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

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How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

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What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

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Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.