Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

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Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.