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Why are European cars the lightest?

Because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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What did one dead American cop say to the other dead American cop?

Waaazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp.

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European