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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Who's there! Butch! Butch who?

Butch your arms around me!

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say when it messed up?

It was an oakcident.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Hello Jokes More Hello Jokes

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell