How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

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What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell