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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Hello Jokes More Hello Jokes

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.