How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

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Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.