Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.