How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What's a wombat for?

For playing wom

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What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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Where do strippers go on holiday?

Poland

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home