How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

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What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

What do mice do when they're at home?

Mousework!

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft