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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Where does the Internet football team play?

Webley.

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How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

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Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.