Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

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Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

Who named the Sperm Whales?

Seamen.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.