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Why aren't you smiling?

My go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?

Gingerbread

What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty

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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

Why aren't you smiling?

My go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."