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Why aren't you smiling?

My go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

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What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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Why aren't you smiling?

My go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.