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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

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What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.