Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

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What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.