Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

What do you call a skinny tree that raps?

Slim Shady

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What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.