Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

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What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.