Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

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Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.