Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy