Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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B Jokes More B Jokes

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?

Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

Makes choking sounds*

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.