A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
A girl from Jersey.
Family reunions.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Only one shows an interest in the balls.
Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)
When they wake up every morning.
Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!
It's made from scratch
