Why does a girls rub her eyes in the mo...

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?