Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!