Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What is the witches motto?

We came we saw we conjured!

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch?

He died in agony!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.