Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"