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Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!