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Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

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Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....