Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

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How many Back to the Future jokes do you make?

88 jokes per hour.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"