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Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

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Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What is that new movie about?

About an hour

How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours?

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