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Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

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What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour?

A frog in the blender

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.