Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.