Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

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What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!