Why did the banana bruise?

Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Why did the banana bruise?

Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing