What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints