Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you sink a polish ship?

You put it in the water

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.