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Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

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Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense