They didn't want the people to have free elections.
They Hire 'Em A Biff!
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
A cannibal.
Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
One of them is actually wanted!
When he's red-handed.