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Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

What did the baby corn say?

What did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

Where is popcorn