Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call an extremely flamboyant loaf of bread?

A faggette

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

What did the baby corn say?

What did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

Where is popcorn