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Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

What did the baby corn say?

What did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.

What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank?

Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks