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Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

Because she was touched by Jesus.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.