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Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

Because she was touched by Jesus.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms