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Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

Because she was touched by Jesus.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.