Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

Because she was touched by Jesus.

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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.