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Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)