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Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!