Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo