Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

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Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

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Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

What do you call a psychic little person on the lam?

A small medium at large