Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

Achieve Jokes More Achieve Jokes

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

Senator Jokes More Senator Jokes

What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

Senator.

What do you call a corrupt lawyer?

Senator.