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Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.

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Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

What do you call a snake that works for the government?

Senator.