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Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.

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What do you call a corrupt lawyer?

Senator.

Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.