Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

G Jokes More G Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.