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Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

G Jokes More G Jokes

How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the G.

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.