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Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.