Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Roberto

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.