Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

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What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?

A pilot of course.

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.