How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

Ssh bby is ok

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

Shoot one.

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

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What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.