Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

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Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.