What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Madonna Jokes More Madonna Jokes

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown?

Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.