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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

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Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One's really heavy and the others a little lighter!

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell