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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

Sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly