What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.