What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

Tribe Jokes More Tribe Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?

He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.