What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?

A.) An air mattress.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

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What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

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Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

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What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

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Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.