What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of euphorics?

A fedoration.

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What do you call a band of unlucky politicians?

The Dead Kennedys.

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner?

One's a cunning runt...

Jog Jokes More Jog Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.