What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

One one appreciates good head

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

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What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond