What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

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Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back