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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What breaks when you give it to a baby?

Its hips.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.