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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.