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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer?

One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.