What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

One one appreciates good head

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

Appreciate Jokes More Appreciate Jokes

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

Good Head Jokes More Good Head Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

One one appreciates good head

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.