Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Pygmy Jokes More Pygmy Jokes

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...